Kristi: (waxing philosophical… for her) What are we without our dreams, right? Dreams are what we are made of…If we dare to dream…
You, Dear Reader: Enough with the cliches!
Kristi: Sorry. Below is my dreamy Dream List of Dream interviews with Dream Guest Stars.
You, Reader: You’re going to make-up interviews with actual celebrities?
Kristi: No, of course not.
You, Irritating Reader: Yea, right.
Kristi: I don’t work that way. I never conduct interviews without my Guest Star’s consent, participation and full approval.
You, Darling Reader: Who are your Dream Guest Stars? Maybe I can help you get them!!
Kristi: (squeals like hissing wild swans wildst being attacked by Kristi’s toy poodle in a daring, if Napoleonically-Complex, display adorable child): Fantastic!
In no particular order, unless you know the alphabet:
- John Marwood Cleese
- Brian Edward Cox, OBE, physicist
- Ellen DeGeneres
- Tina Fey (played by Liz Lemmon)
- Ronald William Howard “Ron”
- Dr. Oliver Sacks
- Tony Shaloub
- Emma Thompson
- Oprah Winfrey
- Practically anyone not writing p*rn who’s game

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